Mum is already sick to fucking death of International Women’s Day, and it’s only 9am

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This is Amanda. Amanda is celebrating International Women’s Day on March 8th by following her usual routine. She will be dropping little Felicity-Monroe off at nursery and then she will go to the beauty salon.

Today Amanda is having her gels infilled and her eyelash extensions maintained.

Amanda is an independent woman who likes to look nice for herself.

Dave is Amanda’s husband, he works as a property developer.

Dave is pissed off, he leaves the house every day at 7.30am to go to work knowing full-well that Amanda will drop Felicity-Monroe off at nursery then do absolutely fuck all for the rest of the day.

Amanda is tired from all the jaw wagging at the salon. She has read all of the glossy magazines and slagged off all the celebrities for “letting themselves go”.

Amanda is going to recover from her ordeal by going for lunch with Samantha or “Mamf” as she is known by her friends.

Mamf’s husband, Malcolm, is an accountant, in fact he is Dave’s accountant.

He is a very good accountant and has lots of money laund… I mean property developers as clients.

Mamf doesn’t have children as they are untidy and she likes to go on holiday. Mamf is also an independent woman, who happens to not work.

Amanda and Mamf go to the local Italian restaurant for their lunch. They order a bottle of Prosecco – it is International Women’s Day after all, and they are celebrating being independent women.

Dave and Malcolm are having a “working lunch”, crying into their beer wondering how they ended up married to two “independent women” who are draining the living shit out of them.

They cannot divorce them though as “know too much” would likely leave them penniless.

Amanda and Mamf leave the restaurant to go home to their nice clean houses as today was cleaning day and their

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Filipino ladies have done a wonderful job as usual. It is International Women’s Day and they are keeping them in a job, after all.

Happy International Women’s Day!

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