Category: Opinions

Here’s why every programme on CBeebies is bollocks

Don’t get me wrong – CBeebies is just about the only thing that is worth paying a licence fee for, just because the entire output is some sort of juvenile opium. However, with two children in the channel’s key target demographic, I can’t help but notice that the majority of programmes on there are complete and utter bollocks. Hey Duggee […]

Shit That Gets On My Tits On Facebook – Part 2

You may have seen part one of my gripes the other day, if not please do familiarise yourself with it. Here is part two and it is one that is close to my heart: Saving dying people with likes and hearts. Come ON people you know better than that. I’m talking about the photo of someone in intensive care or […]

Gentle Parent or Lazy Bastard?

People, people. Gentle parenting? It has to stop! It just seems like an excuse to let your offspring run riot to me. Gone are the days when a parent would bellow across the playground and the child would piss themselves with fear. Lately all you hear is “Come along now, Millie, that wasn’t very nice” after 4-year-old Millie has bitten […]